Second rule of Parklife: I'm so underground I only emerge to complain about music festivals.
Third rule of Parklife: If you're Morgan Geist of Metro Area, look sullen and moody but play happy disco music.
Rule 3(a) of Parklife: Morgan Geist is "the whitest boy alive".
Fourth rule of Parklife: Bump into good friends who offer you bumps.
Fifth rule of Parklife: Tabasco sauce is easy to smuggle past security and enhances the tequila experience.
Sixth rule of Parklife: Look away quickly when you see young men masturbating in public.
Seventh rule of Parklife: Diplo sounds shit even when you are at a big festival, drunk and sitting in the VIP area.
Rule 7(a) or Parklife: Diplo even sounds shit from behind the speaker stack.
Eighth rule of Parklife: It would be much better if there were just 10 of us and we had a Private Parklife.
Ninth rule of Parklife: Goldfrapp are great but too slow to put on that late.
Tenth rule of Parklife: You actually have to queue to get OUT.
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haha, nice. I especially like the Tabasco smugle and I was looking forward to actually seeing Diplo next time he comes down under...so he is just a lot of hype?
ReplyDeleteNot my cup of tea. Big beats without much subtlety. Crowd-pleasing in that dumb-ass kinda way. Kids loved him, but the kids were well munted that day... the most loved up crowd I've seen in ages.
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